Friday, November 7, 2008

Yes Man Don Norrell - President of The Woodlands Township Special District



Want a high paying job where all you really have to do is agree with the likes of Nelda Blair and Bruce Tough?
I have too much integrity to lower myself to those standards.
Mr Don Norrell is the perfect yes man for the job as the President of The Woodlands Township Special District. While working for the Woodlands Community Service Corporation (aka Community Association of The Woodlands) Mr Norrell crossed the line several times of not doing what was right for his own personal gain. We can expect more of the same while he is employed with The Woodlands Township Special District. While reviewing the sweet pay package below, keep in mind that we are paying extra sales tax and will soon be paying ad valorem taxes along with higher association fees. Services WILL also suffer.

$198,000.00 salary per year.
$16,800.00 auto expenses per year.
24% ($47,520.00) of base salary for health insurance, etc.
Bonus any time as long as board approves. ($20,000)
FULL FAMILY MEMBERSHIP IN THE WOODLANDS COUNTRY CLUB. $32,300.00 first year.
6 weeks vacation / sick leave.

Sooooooooo......
Our old, self serving, in the developer's pocket and semi retarded board of directors approved hiring Mr Don Norrell to serve as our Special District President for $151.26 per hour.
WAY TO GO!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OUTRAGEOUS.....KICK THE BUM OUT!!!!

Anonymous said...

If he works only 46 weeks and takes holidays, then that is only 1,800 hours per year of $175.00 per hour..

Anonymous said...

What about all the other perks the gay looking dude is getting? Cell phone? CC's? Trips? Meals? Full body rub downs by Bruce Tough?

Anonymous said...

What genius calculated the annual Woodlands Country Club amount?

Anonymous said...

What genius can't read? FU